Is WordPress.com getting overloaded because its sooo sloow

Dunno whether wordpress.com free blogs is getting super busy lately, or they are lacking in bandwidth or what, but from Australia it is the slooowest thing to access since the 300 baud accoustic modem coupler!

Getting that bad lately that it takes forever just to load a page, so I am gunna start looking elsewhere for some better Australian web hosting me thinks. That bloody link there took exactly 1 min and 12 seconds for the add url box to completely popup and load.

Crikey boss thats getting to be a real pain in the proverbial now. Just got the hang of this bloggin bullshit, and now I finds that its upto shit and I gotta setup all over again. Ah well, I’m gunna stay with this wordpress program as it amuses the shit outta me how every curry-munching man and his dog want to post a worthless comment with a link to a new site that needs exposure. Fucking dickheads.

Anyway, get a chook upya and bugger orf.

The dickhead dickheads are quiet for a change

Wow…. only 5 dickheads today, Akismet snagged another 1752 dickhead bumhole comments by the dickheads. It is almost as if the Curry-muncher, the Wop, the Dago, the Slav, and the Noggie have had a day off.

Stupid eBay and it’s Dickhead prices

Who’d believe me when I say ebay is now the world’s number one dickhead rip-off site. Their ripoff fees are bloody nothing short of friggin greedy, then their dickhead protection from scammers is as useless as tits on a bull, or elephant balls on a mouse!

Not only that, but when you do manage to win a bid on an item, the bloody seller likes to markup the shipping and handling to add a little profit margin in, just in case the item sells too cheap. Have a look at some of the shipping prices quoted, like Melbourne to Brisbane for a 200g small parcel at only $38.00! Bugger me dead dickhead, I could send a huge carton with bloody TNT for that you thieving bastards.

Well dickhead ebay can piss off cos now I do all me shopping through this cool new site I found. Well it’s not actually new, it’s been around for a few years, but no bastard told me about it though. It lists bloody near anything you could think of, where you dont actually buy from them, but through them to get heavily discounted prices direct from the supplier. There is no rooting around with shipping either, because the item is shipped direct from the supplier right here in Australia, cheap and fast.

Oh yeh, forgot to mention heh heh, it’s here at Aussie Blokes And Sheilas – www.blokesandsheilas.com and its a fair-dinkum Aussie site without the bullshit, no ripoffs, no match-making, no dating stuff, just the very latest daily updates on everything from honey and lawnmowers to cufflinks perfume and chainsaws, all at shithot prices, with modest delivery charges for a change.

Shove yer eBay up yer arse mate.

Dial-a-Dickhead

So now I find out that after setting up www.dial-a-dickhead.com on it’s own server, that I coulda hosted the bloody thing here. You dickheads.

Well I never did think much of this word-press, always prefering to “roll-my-own”, however, I got to admit that I am beginning to get used to it.