Is WordPress.com getting overloaded because its sooo sloow

November 19, 2008

Dunno whether wordpress.com free blogs is getting super busy lately, or they are lacking in bandwidth or what, but from Australia it is the slooowest thing to access since the 300 baud accoustic modem coupler!

Getting that bad lately that it takes forever just to load a page, so I am gunna start looking elsewhere for some better Australian web hosting me thinks. That bloody link there took exactly 1 min and 12 seconds for the add url box to completely popup and load.

Crikey boss thats getting to be a real pain in the proverbial now. Just got the hang of this bloggin bullshit, and now I finds that its upto shit and I gotta setup all over again. Ah well, I’m gunna stay with this wordpress program as it amuses the shit outta me how every curry-munching man and his dog want to post a worthless comment with a link to a new site that needs exposure. Fucking dickheads.

Anyway, get a chook upya and bugger orf.


Spam spam beautiful spam, an eastern culture

November 11, 2008

Jeez, it’s a good job we have Akismet. I just love that word Akismet, it sort of sounds like a spammer is sneezing don’t it….. A a a a a… kismet!! Then green snot flying for miles from their monsterous bulbous nostrils, a bit like a stale jellyfish exploding I guess! Crikey, what a horrid vision.

Yep, as usual, the daily plague of absolute crappy automated comments flowing across the server, all the usual .info bodgy sites, and last but not least, all the Curry-Muncher PR4 sites of the future, ready to offer you fantastic shit backlinks. It must be an IT trend in curry-land where they recruit children to plug on every poor bastards site, and beg for backlinks all in return for a steaming hot bowl of curried rice.

So to all you towel head white skirted spammers out there, we say gesundheit! Akismet… you drone