Who’d believe me when I say ebay is now the world’s number one dickhead rip-off site. Their ripoff fees are bloody nothing short of friggin greedy, then their dickhead protection from scammers is as useless as tits on a bull, or elephant balls on a mouse!
Not only that, but when you do manage to win a bid on an item, the bloody seller likes to markup the shipping and handling to add a little profit margin in, just in case the item sells too cheap. Have a look at some of the shipping prices quoted, like Melbourne to Brisbane for a 200g small parcel at only $38.00! Bugger me dead dickhead, I could send a huge carton with bloody TNT for that you thieving bastards.
Well dickhead ebay can piss off cos now I do all me shopping through this cool new site I found. Well it’s not actually new, it’s been around for a few years, but no bastard told me about it though. It lists bloody near anything you could think of, where you dont actually buy from them, but through them to get heavily discounted prices direct from the supplier. There is no rooting around with shipping either, because the item is shipped direct from the supplier right here in Australia, cheap and fast.
Oh yeh, forgot to mention heh heh, it’s here at Aussie Blokes And Sheilas – www.blokesandsheilas.com and its a fair-dinkum Aussie site without the bullshit, no ripoffs, no match-making, no dating stuff, just the very latest daily updates on everything from honey and lawnmowers to cufflinks perfume and chainsaws, all at shithot prices, with modest delivery charges for a change.
Shove yer eBay up yer arse mate.
Posted by Dick 
