Great, I got an affiliate account with Clixgalore that earns me millions every day. Actually, it earns me about a buck every 3 or 4 months. Anyhow, I got an email saying “Congrats, you have made a sale for blah blah” so I thought I would log in to the ole clix account and see just how much commission i had earned. It must be up to nearly $20 in total after all these months, well wouldn’t you know it… their dickhead site is broken.
Great, tried to login in and all you get is a “Servers are busy” page, with a “Try again later” message. Okay, I can cop that, everyone has experienced the ole “We are upgrading our servers” bit before on almost any web host site that you could think of. Now a big mob like Clixgalore would be right on the money fixing their server issues as quick as a wink one would think….. NOT. Yep, that’s right, it’s been 3 days now and the dickhead site wont let me access my dashboard.
Really, where do these guys get off, here I am a major affiliate, earning at least $20 bucks a year (I get a cheque every 5 years), and I can access my account to transfer a few million! Sheesh….. the cheek of these buggers. How can they expect to succeed in business when they treat their number one affiliate marketer like this. I have 4 of their banner-ads on my “How to Play Scrabble in 10 Easy Lessons” website, and another half dozen or so on my “How to get rich Quick” website. Bloody dickheads, they need a good linking at www.dialadickhead.com to smarten them up a bit I reckon.
How people can let dickheads like that run a business is beyond me. I mean imagine if your bank offered online banking, and it never worked because the “servers are busy”, how long would one stay loyal to that banking or financial institution eh, eh? You’d be on the phone straight up wouldn’t ya, “hello, is that the bank of I couldn’t give a stuff”? “Hello, Bank of Dickhead, how can I help you?” Yer, wouldn’t ya, you’d go like ACDC or was it Skyhooks with, “Why dontcha all, why dontcha all……”, bloody dickheads.
My two bobs worth.
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